Chinese Noodles in Barbados

You know what the hardest part of ragging on The Nude Hypo is? Having to wade through those marathon posts. Why can't you be concise like Will? He can barely break 20 words. Ok. Chinese characters. Another scintillating topic...as soon as I rip myself away from reading mommy blogs I'll start the rag-fest.

Ok, I'm back.

First off, you're not allowed to buy an iPhone. We all voted and feel that it would make all of us iPhone owners less cool if you joined the club. Why don't you by a Pre instead?

Next, DeFrancis was crazy. The dude ate paste.

Next, who would even want to spell Barbados....except for pirates, but all the pirates were killed by ninjas (suck it Rungeek), so no one wants to spell Barbados.

And finally, if you are going to use words like morphemes and phrases like semantic disambiguation, then you should really link to a dictionary.